{"product_id":"the-dildo-of-consequence-t-shirt","title":"The Dildo Of Consequence T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. Whether for printing or everyday wear, the Gildan 64000 stands out as a dependable wardrobe staple.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. \u003cbr\u003e.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. \u003cbr\u003e.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. \u003cbr\u003e.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for safety and quality assurance.\u003cbr\u003e.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester;  Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":54584971264279,"sku":"33334588373062569725","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XS","offer_id":54584971297047,"sku":"23196896609195911967","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XS","offer_id":54584971329815,"sku":"32060187867032665544","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":54584971362583,"sku":"18761898140961844196","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ S","offer_id":54584971395351,"sku":"20017768176989556505","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":54584971428119,"sku":"29823739243223549173","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":54584971460887,"sku":"22001172507147894765","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":54584971493655,"sku":"27118257255350760711","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54584971526423,"sku":"67294930474568888156","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54584971559191,"sku":"26884028350462495307","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54584971591959,"sku":"18494624252930979480","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ S","offer_id":54584971624727,"sku":"10910027096542684922","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":54584971657495,"sku":"18878638475883572469","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":54584971690263,"sku":"23707891498663904190","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":54584971723031,"sku":"21336554460411993965","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":54584971755799,"sku":"27016272595989450553","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":54584971788567,"sku":"16198718229013430428","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":54584971821335,"sku":"19306652320452010933","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ M","offer_id":54584971854103,"sku":"39186230409542287833","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":54584971886871,"sku":"23051192386130878684","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":54584971919639,"sku":"28412131700762868780","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":54584971952407,"sku":"16205889066520604273","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54584971985175,"sku":"10105458100876677936","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54584972017943,"sku":"33738224521451499236","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54584972050711,"sku":"96064262525815953968","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ M","offer_id":54584972083479,"sku":"73212305037388700869","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":54584972116247,"sku":"66946240557177327036","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":54584972149015,"sku":"29796431509344632345","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":54584972181783,"sku":"28006011337062361069","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":54584972214551,"sku":"25032625625621399348","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":54584972247319,"sku":"13896299398092145957","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":54584972280087,"sku":"10001140265913681145","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ L","offer_id":54584972312855,"sku":"33933172341673121286","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":54584972345623,"sku":"32025243190112977106","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":54584972378391,"sku":"25324573462610533358","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":54584972411159,"sku":"25691430053260550524","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54584972443927,"sku":"22219213643390117738","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54584972476695,"sku":"10319054591923278460","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54584972509463,"sku":"26221518687375859024","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ L","offer_id":54584972542231,"sku":"30650640225468769286","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":54584972574999,"sku":"24650629911017607100","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":54584972607767,"sku":"13312170373140863760","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":54584972640535,"sku":"10650072812457243203","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":54584972673303,"sku":"38854797957755437313","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":54584972706071,"sku":"10414577583172583185","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":54584972738839,"sku":"24113149241670073872","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ XL","offer_id":54584972771607,"sku":"11025018697754472290","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54584972804375,"sku":"28952302630794259839","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":54584972837143,"sku":"15454801526936651945","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":54584972869911,"sku":"25889471365891651112","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54584972902679,"sku":"31434055489431041154","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54584972935447,"sku":"16040069977707027695","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54584972968215,"sku":"24322359639773071023","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ XL","offer_id":54584973000983,"sku":"28811278094455986490","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":54584973033751,"sku":"10434642495847907292","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":54584973066519,"sku":"28079654818064328142","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54584973099287,"sku":"27197955008807928796","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":54584973132055,"sku":"18008976513088978818","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":54584973164823,"sku":"19106741501557671438","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":54584973197591,"sku":"21755812780253755388","price":28.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54584973230359,"sku":"14759942455437014940","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54584973263127,"sku":"15113702796655530392","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":54584973295895,"sku":"15306049774408953353","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":54584973328663,"sku":"18013547398263169383","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54584973361431,"sku":"18013254350670758589","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54584973394199,"sku":"28003501867707114302","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54584973426967,"sku":"92490115807130596649","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":54584973459735,"sku":"25076769364841425754","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":54584973492503,"sku":"43185168032859661815","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":54584973525271,"sku":"73089355242796497206","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54584973558039,"sku":"69051837425353818961","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":54584973590807,"sku":"19598244333387198804","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":54584973623575,"sku":"12918929549398582121","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":54584973656343,"sku":"15999632282411847995","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54584973689111,"sku":"99850867893141561694","price":35.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54584973721879,"sku":"14474511146165647000","price":35.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":54584973754647,"sku":"25123106542930256602","price":35.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":54584973787415,"sku":"31014568085384492034","price":35.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54584973820183,"sku":"20866214590729631404","price":35.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54584973852951,"sku":"27202029737454667836","price":35.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":54584973885719,"sku":"15316866793426098041","price":35.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":54584973918487,"sku":"21135292738479137703","price":35.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":54584973951255,"sku":"28576585157774086553","price":35.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":54584973984023,"sku":"20697889144290202074","price":35.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":54584974016791,"sku":"29183707845256984076","price":35.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":54584974049559,"sku":"12513243902113674757","price":35.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":54584974082327,"sku":"21931960839565287964","price":35.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 4XL","offer_id":54584974115095,"sku":"19547488872548459469","price":38.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":54584974147863,"sku":"25388482952218580473","price":38.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 4XL","offer_id":54584974180631,"sku":"57386285185755910864","price":38.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":54584974213399,"sku":"42721125895764213045","price":38.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":54584974246167,"sku":"18899505225686649667","price":38.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54584974278935,"sku":"28148910359276895037","price":38.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":54584974311703,"sku":"14265244595451852691","price":38.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":54584974344471,"sku":"13899677128536619819","price":41.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 5XL","offer_id":54584974377239,"sku":"18882077574728768961","price":41.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 5XL","offer_id":54584974410007,"sku":"13982445937282936996","price":41.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54584974442775,"sku":"97133844570720675423","price":41.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/7480\/7063\/files\/13778520627394480492_2048.jpg?v=1785604555","url":"https:\/\/nochillmerch.com\/products\/the-dildo-of-consequence-t-shirt","provider":"No Chill Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}