Gag Gifts for Guys Who Have Everything (That They'll Actually Wear)

Every guy has the guy who has everything. He buys what he wants the second he wants it, so socks, gadgets and gift cards go straight in a drawer. What he does not have is a shirt that makes his friends lose it. Here are the gag gifts for men that actually get worn, all soft unisex tees for under $30 in standard sizes.

See all of them in our Funny Gifts for Him collection.

For the guy who loves a drink

• Give Me Beer T-Shirt: says what he is thinking.
• 1 Million Beers T-Shirt: a simple order.
• No Time To Be Sober T-Shirt: a lifestyle choice.
• Designated Drunk Driver T-Shirt: the worst volunteer at every party.

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For the gambler

• Love Losing Money T-Shirt: honest sports betting energy.
• Can't End On A Loss T-Shirt: the motto of every casino trip.
• Gambling Problem T-Shirt: he knows.

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For the car guy

• Wanna Spool? T-Shirt: a turbo joke for boost addicts.
• Duramax T-Shirt: for the diesel truck owner.
• Certified Racer T-Shirt: for the guy who treats every on-ramp like a track.

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For the gym bro

• Not Smart But Can Lift T-Shirt: priorities in order.
• OnlyGains T-Shirt: a parody he will wear to every leg day.
• Protein Shakes T-Shirt: gets a look between sets.

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For the guy with no filter

If he would rather get a reaction than a nod, head straight to adult humor shirts and dark humor shirts. Not sure where to start? Our best sellers are the safest bet.

FAQ

What do you get a guy who has everything?

Something funny he would never buy himself. A gag gift shirt costs under $30, fits any guy, and gets worn instead of forgotten.

Are these shirts unisex?

Yes. Every shirt is a soft unisex tee, with size charts on each product page.

When should I order for Christmas?

Shirts are printed to order, so order in early December to be safe. Our shipping policy has current delivery times.