"Retarded" Heavyweight Hoodie

Not HR approved. Now in hoodie form.

Thick, structured and built for real cold. The premium, boxy streetwear hoodie.

• Thick 3-end fleece, 100% combed cotton face
• 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester (varies by color)
• Fleece-lined three-panel hood, metal eyelets, knotted drawcords
• Double-needle stitching, ribbed cuffs and waistband, under 5% shrinkage

Model: Lane Seven LS19001. Printed to order.

Want it lighter? Switch to Midweight up top (8.25 oz, regular fit, more colors).

Check the Heavyweight Hoodie Size Guide for measurements.

Made to order. Orders typically process in 2–5 business days, then ship with tracking.

Estimated delivery once shipped: 5–10 business days in the US, 7–21 business days internationally. Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees.

Item arrived damaged, defective, or incorrect? Email support@nochillmerch.com with your order number and photos so we can make it right.

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Relaxed, roomy fit. Take your usual size; size down if you want it closer to the body.

Chest width runs 21" (S) to 28.5" (3XL); length 28.5" to 33.5".

View the full Heavyweight size guide