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"Retarded" Midweight Hoodie

"Retarded" Midweight Hoodie

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$54.99 USD

$54.99 USD ~~$64.99 USD~~

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Thickness

Midweight vs Heavyweight

GSM is how heavy the fabric is (grams per square meter). Higher GSM means thicker, warmer and more structured.

	Midweight	Heavyweight
Fabric	280 GSM 8.25 oz	340 GSM 10 oz
Blend	80% cotton 20% poly	70% cotton 30% poly
Feel	Soft, clean, not bulky	Thick, dense, warmer
Fit	Regular, true to size	Relaxed, boxier
Hood	Flat drawstrings	Lined 3-panel hood, knotted cords, metal eyelets
Sizes	XS–3XL	S–3XL
Best for	Layering, fall, everyday	Real cold, wearing on its own

Between sizes? Heavyweight runs roomier, so stay true to size.

Midweight (selected)
Heavyweight+$10

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL

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Description

Not HR approved. Now in hoodie form.

Warm without the bulk. The everyday hoodie: layers under a jacket, wears all fall and spring.

Soft brushed fleece inside, smooth cotton face for a clean print
80% ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester (heather colors vary)
Three-panel hood, flat drawcords, kangaroo pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband

Model: Lane Seven LS14001. Printed to order.

Want it thicker? Switch to Heavyweight up top (10 oz, relaxed fit).

Check the Midweight Hoodie Size Guide for measurements.

Shipping & Returns

Made to order. Orders typically process in 2–5 business days, then ship with tracking.

Estimated delivery once shipped: 5–10 business days in the US, 7–21 business days internationally. Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees.

Item arrived damaged, defective, or incorrect? Email support@nochillmerch.com with your order number and photos so we can make it right.

Full details: Shipping Policy · Refund Policy

Size Guide / Fit

Regular fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a baggier look.

Chest width runs 18" (XS) to 30" (3XL); length 26" to 32".

View the full Midweight size guide

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Midweight Hoodie Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve (in)
XS	18	26	23.5
S	20	27	24
M	22	28	24.5
L	24	29	25
XL	26	30	25.5
2XL	28	31	26
3XL	30	32	26.5

Measurements are of the garment laid flat and can vary by up to 1 inch.

How To Measure

01Width

Lay the hoodie flat and measure straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes.

02Length

Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the waistband.

03Fit Tip

Regular fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a baggier look.

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