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"Retarded" Midweight Hoodie

"Retarded" Midweight Hoodie

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Regular price $54.99 USD
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Not HR approved. Now in hoodie form.

Warm without the bulk. The everyday hoodie: layers under a jacket, wears all fall and spring.

  • Soft brushed fleece inside, smooth cotton face for a clean print
  • 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester (heather colors vary)
  • Three-panel hood, flat drawcords, kangaroo pocket
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband

Model: Lane Seven LS14001. Printed to order.

Want it thicker? Switch to Heavyweight up top (10 oz, relaxed fit).

Check the Midweight Hoodie Size Guide for measurements.

Shipping & Returns

Made to order. Orders typically process in 2–5 business days, then ship with tracking.

Estimated delivery once shipped: 5–10 business days in the US, 7–21 business days internationally. Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees.

Item arrived damaged, defective, or incorrect? Email support@nochillmerch.com with your order number and photos so we can make it right.

Full details: Shipping Policy · Refund Policy

Size Guide / Fit

Regular fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a baggier look.

Chest width runs 18" (XS) to 30" (3XL); length 26" to 32".

View the full Midweight size guide

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